How to survive a pregnant farting wife? Tips to avoid fart. Science of gassing during pregnancy- Farting stinks

Oh Man! how you ever smelled fart of a pregnant woman? Horrible! One pound rotten eggs smells far better than the smell of a 3 month pregnant woman. It stinks so much!

How to avoid the horrible farting smell?

1. Don't hide your fart: Guys, you should tell your wife not to cover up the fart with blanket or with clothes. She may be doing it because she is embarrassed. When she hides it and later on opens it - smells so bad. Instead, if she had farted to the open, it would have been easily diluted.

2. Avoid gassy food: You will read about it at the end of this article

Interesting facts about farting

• · Nitrogen and Carbon dioxide are the main components of the gas released during farting
• · Methane and hydrogen are also present in fart
• · Fart containing enough amount of methane and hydrogen can be ignited ( if someone switch on a lighter when you fart it can start a fire and you will have to call 911 in US and 112 in Europe)
• · Sulfer-containing compounds, such asmethanethiol,hydrogen sulfide (rotten egg smell) anddimethyl sulfide are the reason for the flagrance (heheehe) of the fart

Science of farting- What causes farting?

Quite simple! Yeast fermentation. Yes! the same process which helps to produce alcohol, wine, bread and cheese. Farting is caused by yeast fermentation (bacteria fermentation too) of undigested food in the gastrointestinal tract.

In pregnant women, farting is caused by pregnancy hormones like relaxin and progesterone that relaxes muscles in your body. They make food moves more slowly through gastrointestinal track (good for baby) that causes farting. If you are pregnant and your husband complains that you stinks, be happy. Farting is good for the baby.

Foods that can cause farting

1. beans

2. lentils

3. dairy products

4. onions

5. garlic

6. scallions

7. leeks

8. turnips

9. rutabagas

10. radishes

11. sweet potatoes

12. potatoes

13. cashews

14. Jerusalem artichokes

15. oats

16. wheat

17. Cauliflower

18. broccoli

19. cabbage

How to reduce farting during pregnancy?

1. Minimize the gassy food given above.

2. Drink a lot of water to avoid constipation during pregnancy

3. Take smaller meals that don't overload your digestive system (try for 6 small meals than 3 big meals)

4. Eat slowly. When you eat fast, you swallow air which can form gas pockets in your belly.

Guys, if you wanna be a daddy, learn how to live with a farting wife. Girls, if you are pregnant and farting, FART in STYLE . After 40 weeks, when you get that lovely angel, you both can think about those farting days and this article and laugh :-).

I wish you all a happy farting-pregnant-days!!

(sorry for the spelling mistakes and grammar mistakes in this article. I purposefully did that to test your English skills)